My Dream Job

It has come to me...I FINALLY know what I want to do with my life. I didn't even know it was a career until tonight. Eve and I were watching the Food Network's Childhood Unwrapped show...all the old time favorites...when I saw it. I could be a...wait for it...Snack Cake Specialist. Holy Crap! It's what I was meant to do with my life!! I LOVE snack cakes!! Now, I'm just wondering if the benefits package comes with free tummy tucks and lipo.