I got home from work today and played with Eve some. We then started watching Jon and Kate plus 8. I had seen that particular episode so I told Eve that I was going to update my food diary from the day.
Eve: What's a food diary?
Mom: It's a list of everything that I eat in a day to help Mommy eat healthier.
Eve: Ok, but hurry up.
Time lapsed 10 minutes
Eve: God, Mom how much food did you eat today?
*Please note that I had moved onto surfing Amazon.com AND was actually still not listing food...but it was freaking hilarious.